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Greetings Friends!  If you are looking at your calendar, you have notice its the 3rd sunday of the month, and for those faithful followers, you know where im at .... HOME!!! For those of you who are shaking your heads, good! Because that makes no damn sense, and prayer for me, because I need it. So... guess what??? I brought a new car,  yes... if you are thinking its the one above you are right! I brought me a 2005 Chrysler Pacifica,.. and to answer your question, yes.. im still at home.. whats your point.... I know you are thinking, why did he do that? Shouldnt he be saving his money.  Which are all valid points, but I wanted a new car, and I did it. I have no kids, and no other barriers that I can think of what should I settle. Its' not like I went out and brought me some overprice car, no.. I brought something nice and slick fully loaded, something I can enjoy. I dont ask for much out of life, so what I do ask for I should be able to get.  Enough of that.. Im supposing to be showing of my car.... I got her on Thursday, about 30minutes from where I live at. It's funny because that previous friday I picked up a car magazine and there she was along with the acura mdx. I orginally inquire about the MDX, but the up keep on that would be impossible to afford, plus the mileage, my car only has 34k, and has mercedes part in it.. so I should be ok. I usually dont have to much trouble when it comes to car.  All this will factor in when I become a home owner ( get rid of extra bills). So yeah... I traveled down there after work on Monday and meet with the salesman (black guy). I like the fact that he showed me every part of the car, starting for the inside, to the outside. Mind you this is like a mom and pop dealership, my first car I got from a large dealership, and I did not get any of that treatment. I test drove it, and loved it. I was nervous, because my other car had a lot left on it to pay to give you idea, I had it less to 2 years. Thats why other dealers would not touch me.. But thats where our faith and trust in God comes in, if its for you.. He will make a way.  But he brought my 7,000 in negative equality down to 3,000, and instead of a 6 year carpayment, I only pay 5. My insurance went down $7.00 but my note went up, but its nothing I cant afford.  I going to learn the art of power paying.. Im just so happy.. The only downfall so far is parking that mess, but im sure I will get the hang of it. LOL .

Enough of that.......

So, im back to watching Real World, I missed like the last 5 seasons, mainly because the lack of black people. This season seems to be drama filled, and nothing but a black ass mess, the way I like it. You have an ex stripper with warrants, a black dude who thinks his shit dont stink, ignorant white folks, and black man who cant decide what side of the fence he is on... In my good that makes for good television.

I have totally missed like the 2 espoides of College Hill. Last time I was watching they were arguing about red lobster, and cheap parties. Really....

So Clinton and Obama, are still at it.. At this point who cares... Neither one of them really has a leg to stand out. Its kind of sad that Blacks are supporting him just because he is a black man, thinking he will find his way through once he gets into office. Thats our downfall! Take the first person with promise and push to the front of the line, they did it with King, Malcolm, and countless others. We can groom our people, we just send out there on a wing and a prayer.

I start my new schedule Friday, 10- 4hours days with Wednesday's off. I think I not interested in that no more. Its a stretch to look busy for 8 hours, now you want me to do 10. Who knows...

I dont think I care to much for Best Buy anymore....

I plan on doing a lot of traveling this summer..

Today is our usher's anniversary, Im wondering how this is going to turn out..

Until next time!

Well.... Fuck You To.... ( Behavior Modification)

Friends... its been a minute, but shit im here.. living, breathing..... trying to be what we strive to be a productive contributor to middle class society.. Im sure i have a lot of explaining to do especially by today's post title.. So.. since I left you....  I've been pretty much staying out of trouble, besides a run in's with  my little brother, I have managed not to offend somebody... purposely.

I guess it does not pay to be gentlemen in today's society. One morning while driving to work a notice a lady and her child at the sidewalk. I stop to let them cross, and the bitch just totally had no disregard for this action. Next time... im going to run her and that damn bastard child over.

These clients are starting to work my last nerve at this job. I swear, they are.. They are either to damn demanding or do anything in their power to avoid you. Who has the damn time, you know.

Have you all heard about that camp in Texas, which they had to "remove" 401 children.... My question is how do you remove 401 children at one time? Im sure it had to be like100 school buses or something..  You mean to tell me, that it took a call from a sixteen year old to draw someones attention to this madness... and americas call other countries weird... Who lives like this....

On to my issues of the day

Issue # 1

" The Whole Family is Full of Shit"

I refuse to support him.. Take all my negro cards if you must, and kick me out the race. This man is an undercover racist, with an hidden agenda.. Isn't sad when black folks turn on their own (like im doing...) Oh freaking well... I dont trust a man, with no "noteworthy" experience who pops up out of no where thinking he can run a country.. McCain is going to wipe the floor with him.  However, if given the opportunity I would work on his campagin.... something to do...ya know. Could you image his tacky wife as the first lady...

Issue # 2

Well Damn....

Is this the in thing now.... Everybody walking around feet all swollen. Condoms people... condoms!! I mean what about careers, property, a nice car.. I thought we were going to establish ourselves then have kids... I mean.... I guess you can stop love.. and what comes with it but damn! Everybody..

Issue # 3

For the most part, I enjoy his books.  Although I enjoy historical, or text dealing with a sociological perspective. I look to read the urban stuff, to get away from my world for a while... But this book was a major D+. Actually his last couple of books, have been a little on the iry side.. who writes stuff like this....

Bitchassness

Yes, Your eyes are not playing tricks on you. It is I, CT ushering posting for a second within in the same month.  I just got finish throwing a whole punch of ketchup and hotsauce packets at my lil bro... his rude ass.  Did I tell you how he was selling pee to the neighbors for $ 5.00, the irony is.. put it like this somebody going want they money back. . It is funny, there is a 9 year difference between us, but he swears im so far removed, that im not up on his games.... Was I like that at his age?? but enough of that...

Was, I the only one who decided to pass on the Easter madness this year. I refused to get caught up in that 10:45 madness.. I mean you aint seen this niggas since last easter. About 50 people going to join the church, and you aint going to see them to next Easter, talking about they a member. Why must I be mashed up in the seat to accomodate them. HELL NO, I stayed right at home at the good ole Bedside Baptist, where yours truly is the pastor.

Diddy, has coined this term BITCHASSNESS, and although I donot  agree with 90% of what Diddy says or does. I do agree with him, when he says BITCHASSNESS is becoming one of the #1 problems we faced today. Sometimes im like damn, can I get a break. Its all around us people, in our homes, at work, at church, social life...ITS worst than AIDS.... there is always somebody who just got to display they ass.  So how  must we as productive citizens of society handle this... WE must strike back, we must become the Malcolm's... no more turning the other cheek. As my old boss Ms. Jones would say, "call a nigga to the carpet..." well she aint say nigga, but call that person to the carpet, put them on blast and let them no... NO BITCHASSNESS will be allowed.

Ok, enough for the sermon for the day... Let's get with it..

Issue # 1

I aint buying it. Obama is a racist, and he got caught out. I dont care, what anyone says. You dont align yourself with a pro-black preacher for twenty years and then say you are not running a campaign about race. Im sure this was not Wright first sermon about the flaws of America and its white paper.  I mean, I hear the arguments that this was the "place" for him if he wanted to win an office in ILL. Hey, im not mad at you. Its kinda of tacky that you use religion, to get ahead but hey thats between you and YOUR GOD. but 20 years ... can not go over look.

Issue # 2

She is such a liar.. I mean, Hillary.. I was in your corner but damn if you aint digger yourself deeper everyday.  I mean it comes a time, when you say you know what... I LOST..

But you read it first here, Hillary and McCain have something big in store.

Issue # 3

You know I can take or leave Keisha Cole and her crack head momma. I mean... Im so tired of her and her damn ghetto ass, trif family.  Then they put that shit on BET ... so we have no choice but to watch it.  And here is my deal, I aint mad about " I had nothing but look at me now love story... but damn Keisha move on... thats so SEASON 1! Especially her momma, I know you aint suppose to talk about people's mama's but damn, put a bag on that bitch head. Frankie is such an embrassement, her and neffie. They do nothing for Keisha image.

Issue # 4

I hate her like a passion. She is trif troublemaker with no damn talent!

I mean.. I have more issue I can harp on... but another post for another time.

Just Add me to the Sick and Shut In List

XANGA!!!!! Moe, Tawana, others.... facebook peeps... Hey hows it going.... I feel like shit right now, just add me to the sick and shut in list.  It's that time of the year, the weather is changing so that means im out for the count... It didnt stop my greedy ass from going to Red Lobster, but thats neither here of there.... Speaking of Red Lobster they have totally fell off... They just give off crap, and we eat it.... Again, im trying to figure out what seperates us from the animals.  I DIGRESS... do you all miss me?? do you really miss me... Sorry for not blogging but shit I be tired, busy, tired, and I need to say tired.  Moving on... So yeah, im sick... I would take some VICKS, but you all remember what happen last time.... I almost died!!!!! the shit expired 2 years ago!!!

So today is sunday, and keeping in my routine 3rd sunday tradition.. I'm at home. Who says im not going to church on the 3rd sunday, ME! and the sad part about it people know it to.  Side bar: I just got some gingerale and buring the shit out of my throat...but damn if it aint good..... END*** So yeah, me and third sundays please.. I keep it right at home at the Ole good bedside baptist where yours truly is the Senior Pastor. Im going to hell... i know it..

So whats new with you guys??

Did you watch the College Hill Reunion? Im mad everybody is knocked up with bastard children. Leave it to BET to depict us black folks at our finest... I would boycott, but hey it is what it is...

Do you all watch Making the BAND 4, am I the only who thinks that DAY 26, ( hell kind of name is that for a group) is nothing but a bunch of bitches, with no talented.. and havent we moved past the stage of all bands and groups....... $10.00 says Brian and Robert are a couple, why else do they behave like that?

what do you all think?????

I DIGRESS........

So this is the hot topic that everyone is following and debating. An female and a Black running for the top elected position in the United States.... Am the one who feels like . McCain is going to take it, I dont care who wins the primary.  My only issue with these two, #1) they argue like two little school girls. Politics at its worst.  #2) Neither one of them is not the first to run for this office, I mean lets give credit where credit is due.  #3) Neither one of them really has a platform.   BUT I DIGRESS, I voted for Barack anyway.

So this 9-5 shit is for the birds... Working for the State is nothing but drama, my co-workers  produce the drama.  and the clinete works my last nerve... Ladies I mean no disrespect, you need to be mindful who are sexing... because yesterday's pleasure become tomorrow's headache.. which means my headache.  Im not the one that has to  sort this shit. Then when I cut your foodstamps, medical, and cash off for non-cooperation dont get mad at me.

Until Next Time

If You Dont Hear it.. You Gonna Feel It

Friends... Happy New Year!!!!!

Arent you just glad 2007 is over, damn shit was getting hetic, niggas sure do know how to stress you out feel me?? But new year, fresh start, fresh beginings.. right??? yeah ok,  same shit, different day... new year...

My goal this year is to move out... At 25, I think its time... Plus my room is the size of a bathroom, not even a bathroom, a bathroom stall.  In my opinion, the shit is nothing but a celebrity closet, because that all you see when you walk in.  CLOTHES and shoes.  books, and what have you.

Im trying to work out a scam to trade my 2005 mazda six in for a mide size suv.... Frankly, im tired of cars... And carmax can go straight to hell.. Telling me my baby is only worth 7500 because of some damn rust spots in the trunk and the left door was replaced...  Apparently the car was in some sort of accident....Who does that much detail of an inspection... and this comes from the same company that was selling lemons.....  and this was one dealer was telling me to get my shit repo.. who would tell somebody that??? ya know..

This christmas season.... I went to five holiday parties.. Im ho-ho, jingle bell the fuck out... and get this I have my last party to go to this saturday. Which brings it up to six. I dont think I went to six parties in the past six years  let alone six in one holiday season... Im mad Usher Board #2 had a DJ, and once the Pastor left it turned it to the juke joint, and there were several saints who had not a shame in their game at the bar, or on the dance floor.

So.. Work is going cool. Child Support is no joke. Child Support Tip #1- Just because you move out of state, does not mean we are not going to pursue you for child support.  If anything it makes a bit easier.  Shit... You know,  I half do shit at work all day, but run my mouth.. Speaking like a true state employee right.. My clients like me so thats a good thing and for the most part nobody gets out the box except these little ass girl. Who as my home girl, from poetic justice said... " Dont know they shit from a whole in the wall..."  I be half knowing what im doing, but for the most part, my supervisor is pleased ( from what I hear) with my work performance.. As long as I keep bringing petitions for court.. she could care less.... Remind next year not to go back to the tacky ass christmas party.. with the undercook food, and the poorly decorated .... you know what it... to sum it all up.. it was done by niggas, trying to get over ... thats it...

I've been blogging for three years now.. December 12, 2004 was when I started.... This blog has took me from last year in College, to the job search, to my carrer... whats next?

I'll tell you what's next.. Let me tell you about Dr. Last, my dermitologist... who go outside the box... You know you miss a couple of appts back in 2001, and people become bitter.. Shit I was in college....

Yes, it me 2008!

Im going to try my best to blog at least once a week!